when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing
DO YOU EVER JUST FIND A BOY AND EVERYTHING THEY DO AND SAY IS SO PERFECT BUT YOU NEVER KNOW IF THEY ACTUALLY LIKE YOU OR NOT
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”